here's what I learned about kitties today:
number one: don't expect kitties to follow you around outside just because they follow you around in your apartment.
number two: don't use your DARE bracelet from red ribbon week in elementary school as a collar for your kitty.
number three: don't use a jump rope as a leash for your kitty, she'll think it's a toy and try to either swat at it or eat it.
number four: kitties don't like to go on walks with a collar or leash or a human being. They prefer to fly solo when they're outside.
number five: bribing kitties with turkey doesn't always work.
number six: i still love kitties even if they don't like to follow rules....or me.
two things i love: this kitty and my man
I love kitties too. I didn't know you had a man. haha Also, try Big Lots. They have collars for cheap. Actually, hit up the Dollar Tree. You don't need breakaways, well, my cats have survived without breakaways.
ReplyDeleteI tried the leash thing too. It was pretty amusing.
We trained ours (kinda) to come when we ring a bell. They get treats then. haha
The thing is....that I don't get to keep this kitty...so if you know anyone who wants her, let me know...
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