here's what I learned about kitties today:
number one: don't expect kitties to follow you around outside just because they follow you around in your apartment.
number two: don't use your DARE bracelet from red ribbon week in elementary school as a collar for your kitty.
number three: don't use a jump rope as a leash for your kitty, she'll think it's a toy and try to either swat at it or eat it.
number four: kitties don't like to go on walks with a collar or leash or a human being. They prefer to fly solo when they're outside.
number five: bribing kitties with turkey doesn't always work.
number six: i still love kitties even if they don't like to follow rules....or me.
two things i love: this kitty and my man
